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A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.
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by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013
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scranton blackfoot

when you wake up from an evening in the hill section and your feet are covered in a combination of dirt, beer, and possibly feces from basement parties
What the hell happened to your feet?

Oh, that's just Scranton blackfoot.
by lackawanna wonderful October 19, 2008
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Blackbird Leys

The most dangerous area of Oxford, full of chavs and bald men. If you walk in the area past 7pm you may be g checked. Prepare to encounter roadmen on Balfour Road, so avoid it if possible. People try to make it sound nice, but in reality it's not.
Mo: Want to go to blackbird leys later? My friend lives there.
John: No I don't want to die.
by off1day2 February 6, 2022
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blackbird

The act of leaving a group of people, especially a social event (i.e. business party), without saying good bye to anyone and without anyone detecting your escape.
Clare blackbirded the party by crawling out the window in the bathroom and walking home. Several hours later guests could be heard asking: "Where's Clare?"
by Pop Lambert August 30, 2005
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backorder bitch

A super hot chic that is desired by so many guys she would never be able to keep up with the demand. Guys have to wait in line to get a chance.
That girl is crazy hot, but I have no chance. She's a backorder bitch.
by T-HUD January 1, 2014
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evan bickford

A term used to tell some one they're being a bitch.
Jim: Oh my god! Shut Up!! Joe: Alright, Evan Bickford
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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Blackmore's Night

A kickass band that plays Medieval music. They do mostly Celtic and Germanic-style Medieval music, but have also done Japanese, French, and some of their tunes have a Middle-Eastern flare.

Guitarist & Composer: Ritchie Blackmore
Lead Singer & Songwriter: Candice Night
Backing Vocals: Nancy and Madeline, "Sisters of the Moon"
Producer: Pat Regan & Romper (That's his cat...)
Violin: Lord Marnen of Wolfhurst
Bass: Sir Robert of Normandie
Percussion: Mike Sorrentino

Everything else is played by Ritchie and Candice. They have four albums out currently, all of them are spectacular. Their music is well-written and very detailed (You have to hear it to know what I mean) and their lyrics are the most poetic I've ever heard in songs.
"I fear not in the Ivory Tower, imprisonment you'll find...
It lies within your heart, your soul, your spirit and your mind..."

--Ivory Tower

"Through the darkened fields entranced, music made her poor heart dance,
Thinking of a lost romance, long a-go..."

--Shadow of the Moon

"Danger hidden in his eyes, we should have seen it from far away,
Wearing such a thin disguise in the light of day.
He held the answer to our prayers, yet it was too good to be...
Proof before our very eyes, yet we could not see..."

--Play Minstrel Play
by Theaphelia March 9, 2004
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