Bjorn

A Bjorn is someone who is above god-like in everything he does . . .

The Bjorn has come.

by beowulfbear133 May 14, 2018

Bjorn

Noun. European sex symbol. Known for being suave, charming, and a big tease.

Americans pine for bjorn.
I want more of bjorn, more of the time.

by Ellen B. May 4, 2005

Bjorned

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017

bjorned

v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.

"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."

by atomica45 October 16, 2012

Bjorn

Bjorn is the definition of disgusting in a good way and the definition of perfect, a god, the only perfect being on this earth, he has a perfect body and cock and is trustworthy, the perfect soul mate for Natalee, and the perfect daddy, he doesn't require much, just your love and loyalty, in return of him giving you the world.
He's a protector and a great friend and father.

Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.

Bjorn Is natalee's soulmate
Bjorn loves only NATALEE
Bjorn loves to fuck only NATALEE
Bjorn is the property of NATALEE

by Gachakitty April 28, 2021

Bjorn

A prince, a gentleman, a scholar, a protector...seeker of tiny doors...soulmate of Ava

Woman A: There is no such thing as the perfect man.
Woman B: Then you haven't met Bjorn!

by Princess Ava November 28, 2010

Bjorn

a really short man. Often seen wearing a suit and tie with a dashing fedora to complete the look.

Bjorn's are not particularly fond of espen's, but really in truly they are the most adorable couple❤️

wow! look at the small man, his name is probably bjorn.

by cheesebreadchicken February 3, 2021