Boylemia Nervosa

Boylemia -Boyle-mi-a Ner-vo-sa-

a tv talent induced nervous mania - characterised by the incoherent ramlings of middle aged women, often following rejection by wide social groups.

Had Sharon O taken a pill before the show on saturday evening as she was mumbling, could not be understood and had developed strange dance like twitches?

no - its was more likely a case of Boylemia Nervosa. see also Boyles Syndrome

by Clapham-junction June 1, 2009

bdoyle

Usually hails from the state of Kentucky, specifically Lexington or Louisville. Most wild Bdoyles use a special gel to spike their hair up, for this is how they attract a mate. The higher the spike, the more likely the Bdoyle will find his mate. Most Bdoyles have a great love for sports, but are never loyal to one team. While you may want to pet a wild Bdoyle, if they are not house trained, they can be hostile. use caution when approaching one on the street, for you never know when they might strike. Bdoyles have a very limited diet, and will not eat anything that does not conform to this diet. Bdoyles would rather starve than eat any food that is not familiar to him. Bdoyles like to pass the time by playing video games, watching jeopardy, or dancing. The secret skill of a wild of Bdoyle is his dancing capabilities. Never challenge one to a dance off, or you will surely be sorry. Lastly, never allow your girlfriend or significant other to come into contact with a Bdoyle. Whether in captivity or in the wild, a Bdoyle can never restrain themselves from instantly woo'ing any female they come in contact with. If you find a stray Bdoyle, please call the hotline @ 1-800-BDOINKS

Jess: That Bdoyle is so cute, I just wanna pet him.

Andrew: Please ask before you pet my Bdoyle.

Jess: I'm sorry, he's just so cute!

Bdoyle: Meow. purrrrrrr

by commonapple276 April 2, 2019

boylemic

Describes a twinkish guy with an eating disorder consistent with binging and purging. The fabulous male equivalent of bulemic.

I don't know how Kyle eats so much and still looks so good in those Dolce and Gabana low-rise jeans. Sometimes I wonder if he's boylemic!

by Matthew Lake August 12, 2006

Susan Boyle

Noun: An ordinary person. Generic for any average female. Could be anyone. Could be you.

Well, this regular Susan Boyle walked right up on stage, and she rocked it like Mick Jagger!

by Flappr June 13, 2010

Boyle sips

Also known as small sips, bitch sips, pussy sips. ‘Boyle sips’ describes the action of taking small sips of a drink, especially an alcoholic beverage. This will often occur during a drinking game, such as Roxanne, where the drinker cannot handle their drink. They are a lightweight.

The term originates from a once small sipper of the Derbyshire Dales.

Oscar takes Boyle sips, can’t handle his bevvys that lad.

by AsthmaLungs July 7, 2020

The Boyle Effect

The surprise and delight experienced when something is significantly better than originally anticipated. As per Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent. The judges and audience expected a poor performance based on Susan’s frumpy appearance, but once they heard her beautiful voice – were completely overwhelmed and duly erupted into rapturous applause. If Susan had been more ‘visually appealing’, they would have expected a good performance, and consequently been less moved by the experience.

Real Estate Agent: So....what do you think of the apartment, is it what you are looking for?

House hunter: I love it! I was not expecting it to be anywhere as good as this... the pictures didn’t do it justice. Where are the papers? I must sign up today. Do you think I could get a two year lease?

Real Estate Agent: Gotta love The Boyle Effect.... works every time!

by Grounds April 25, 2009

Andy Boyle

The latin term for the pubic hair on the head.

Cam: Wow, that guy has such Andy Boyle hair!
Joe: Yeah, the only thing missing is the penis.

by Blandyy May 16, 2011