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matthew the bitchwhore

Matthew is an all around bitch. He only cares about himself and he also asks hobos if they want to have sex with him. He is an all around whore, a money whore, a girl whore, you name it. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and he tells everybody to kill themselves because he's a salty little bitch. He wants to 69 every girl he meets, especially girls named Elisabeth. No one likes him and he will be a loner for the rest of his fucking life.
Guy1: Ew, it's Matthew.
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!
by KillYourselfMatthew January 18, 2017
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Bitchwhore

BiCH,hôr, noun Though this may sound like two words, it is only one when said correctly. A bitchwhore is an obnoxious, annoying, or stupid person or thing. Examples of bitchwhores include your gym teacher who's always explaining how to play a game for 15 minutes, your retarded friend who tells you to pizz your fuckin' brains out, and, of course, any bitch. Bitchwhores are who make your life what it is. How many bitchwhores are in your life?
Alan was sitting down in gym class, waiting for his annoying teacher to be done explaining pickleball. Just ten more minutes.
"She's such a fucking bitchwhore," he said.
"We've only got 20 minutes left of class, though," someone said.

Later that day, Alan went into the bathroom. Larry walked in a minute later and said, "Pizz your fuckin' brains out."
Alan laughed and said, "bitchwhore."
by Dr. A. March 13, 2020
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Bitchwhore

BiCH,hôr, noun Though this may sound like two words, it is only one when said correctly. A bitchwhore is an obnoxious, annoying, or stupid person or thing. Examples of bitchwhores include your gym teacher who's always explaining how to play a game for 15 minutes, your retarded friend who tells you to pizz your fuckin' brains out, and, of course, any bitch. Bitchwhores are who make your life what it is. How many bitchwhores are in your life?
Alan was sitting down in gym class, waiting for his annoying teacher to be done explaining pickleball. Just ten more minutes.
"She's such a fucking bitchwhore," he said.
"We've only got 20 minutes left of class, though," someone said.

Later that day, Alan went into the bathroom. Larry walked in a minute later and said, "Pizz your fuckin' brains out."
Alan laughed and said, "bitchwhore."
by Dr. A. March 13, 2020
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