The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.
"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."
"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."
by Margaret C. January 7, 2009
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Bitchionary
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• Bitchbonic Plague
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by Sup lur you bitch February 1, 2017
Get the bitchsnip mug.One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."
"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
by JewC May 28, 2008
Get the bitchmonger mug.1. A unit of measure meaning 15,000 of an item. It is most commonly used as an exaggeration of something. It is 10,000 times a bitch or 1,000 times a bitchful. With no noun after, one can assume it is being described in weight, depending on the region where you are it could be pounds or kilograms.
2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
2. It could also be used to describe an area where people live, normally the nicer regions of a city or town.
I have a bitchton of coffee cups at my house.
That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.
That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
That truck must weight at least 2 bitchtons.
That guy lives in the bitchtons of manhatten.
by Ice Pop November 1, 2012
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"If that hoe says another word to me, I'm going to whip out my bitchionary and put her in her basic bitch place"
by ElsaFrozenPrincess March 29, 2015
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