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bitchbag

A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.
"Man, ever since Raylee got her laptop and started chatting on sexu.com, she's left her husband and neglected work entirely. She acts as if she were 25 and treats everybody like shit."

"Yeah, she's a total bitchbag."
by rickroll810 October 15, 2008
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Bitchbagel

Girl, that bitchbagel needs to calm down!
by Takealittletrip June 11, 2016
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jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it
Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.
by dangitdangit February 28, 2012
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Bitchagain

Used as a taunt to remind someone of their inadequacy after you've made them your bitch. It means that you did it once and you could do it again.
"Oh you think so, Bitchagain?"
"Hey Dan--Are you sure you want to mess, my Bitchagain?"
by Jaymie September 30, 2006
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Bitchbag

This is a combination of a bitch and a hoe bag. This term can be used lovingly or in cases of extreme hatred.
(Hatred) Courtney went home with that guy that she cock blocked Lindsay on. What a bitchbag!

(Lovingly) LOL you are such a bitchbag!
by TwizzlerP January 2, 2008
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chickflick bitchbag

a young male actor who has made a career out of appearing as a heart-throb in movies that are typically categorized as "chick flicks".
Freddy Prince Jr. is the biggest chickflick bitchbag I can think of.
by mycartel March 3, 2010
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Bitchag

A pshyco bipolar person that preys on children.
The teacher was a bitchag, and the students were afraid.
by MssdUpChk April 24, 2009
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