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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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bitchbreath

The breath of a skank motherfucker that has the stench of betrayal and deciet
That dumb slut stole my pancakes. Her bitchbreath reeks of maple syrup.
by pancakeprincess January 25, 2014
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Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.
Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism
by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016
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bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.
by jpsi June 11, 2006
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bitchmorfia

The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy
Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.
by BruhMegaBruhMomento May 24, 2017
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Bitchfield

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.
I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 21, 2021
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bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"
Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.
by djsugabur June 17, 2006
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