birkenstocks 

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

birkenstocks by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

birkenstocks 

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

birkenstocks by surely February 9, 2005

birkenstocks 

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

birkenstocks by 👤 May 19, 2015

birkenstocks 

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

birkenstocks by _thm July 13, 2004

Birkenstocks 

shoes that hippies wear. the ever so awesome band, nofx doesnt like hippies

he's got a tye dyed rancid shirt,
he wears his birkenstocks to work,
is he a jerk? no! just confused
jeff dont wear regular shoes

Birkenstocks by baller23423434 October 16, 2008

birkenstocks 

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

birkenstocks by AS May 13, 2005

Birkenstocks 

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever

Birkenstocks by Andretheprep December 18, 2005