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Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".
Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.
by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009
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Birkenstud

The opposite of a fag hag, or fruit fly. A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.
We went to the lesbian bar with our birkenstud, he really enjoys the crowd.
by redfraggle4 October 30, 2009
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Birkenstoked

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"
HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"
by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009
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Birkenrock

1. Originally meant to refer to the type of pop-folk music one might hear from artists and bands that would play at Lilith Fair, i.e. mostly acoustic music with supposedly deep meanings. So named because fans of this style of music were known to be passionate about wearing Birkenstock shoes in the late 90's when Birkenrock was the genre du jour.

2. Now, the word is expanded to also include slightly more testosterone-laden acts (but only slightly). In addition to the Lilith acts, acoustic male acts that a little bit too positive to be emo are Birkenrock.
Angela owns every Indigo Girls bootleg ever made. She's really into that Birkenrock.
by Golfhaus January 9, 2005
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birkenshocked

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.
"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."
by roguebonerz December 8, 2016
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Birkenhead

Birkenhead is a shit hole town, Across the River Mersey from Liverpool. The people of Birkenhead are the Chavs of Chavs, alcoholic, crackheads, wanna be gangsters and so called hard men, make up the small inbred population. Getting pregnant at 14 by your boyfriend of 28 who happens to be a mate of your dad is perfectly normal, and part of Birkenhead culture. Birkenhead girls have large breasts and some are deeply attractive if a little tarty or chavtastic. A good time in Birkenhead is drinking cider outside Mac Donalds on a Saturday night, followed by a punch up and shagging a underaged girls at the back of Asda.
Birkenhead is a shit hole full of chavs and crackheads. Birkenhead
by kent brockman April 9, 2013
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birkenstocks

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.
by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005
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