Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birdens

Birdens is a word that was created by Krizm in his upcoming track “Birdens” on his debut project “Krazy World” which is releasing on 7/31/20 with support of the Instagram media network “Poweredondiamonds”. The term in itself essentially means that you have so many burdens that are potentially high risk/reward that you are unable to sleep during the awaking hours of a bird. This means that you can either go to sleep and wake up early in the morning to get to a bag or you don’t sleep at all and stay up through the day into the next and while working you hear the birds chirping. Hence you have many birdens. This Definition by Adam Ortiz.

I got alotta on my shoulders these “Birdens” they holdin me down - Krizm “Birdens - Krazy World”

by Firstmanonearth July 16, 2020

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenvegas

refers to the town Birkenhead, on the Wirral peninsula in north west England. It is a nickname.

"lets all go out to Birkenvegas tonight!"-however, many people may prefer liverpool for a night out!

by H4ns April 25, 2008

Birfers

Crazy people who think Barack Obama was not born in Hawaii, USA. They Claim his Birth Certificate (COLB) is a fake, he was born in Kenya, making him ineligible to be President.

Groups that fall under Birfers: PUMA, Fringe Right-wing Blogs, Conspiracy people, Bigots, Sore Losers and mentally unstable.

by Krownick January 28, 2009

Birkencroc

A combination of Crocs and Birkenstocks. The most unattractive yet deceptively comfortable footwear imaginable.

These Birkencrocs sure make running from the Fashion Mafia a hell of a lot more comfortable!

by Sgt. Salt February 26, 2011

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007