Captain Birdseye

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

Adam Birdseye

She'd get it, but she wouldn't want it!

Said when observing hot girls -
"Oh she's fit... yeah, she's an Adam Birdseye"

by birdseyesbiggestfan March 20, 2009

dirty birdseye

A tramp that looks like a fisherman, straggly beard, unwashed, stinking of fish, Usually quiet mental with a fondness for fish fingers.

Boy one : Did you see the state of that ?
Boy two: He was some kind of dirty birdseye

by billsmut June 30, 2014

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010