turd bird

A simultaneously sincere and childish term of affection.

"Get going, turd bird."

by pass the mic. April 16, 2004

Turd bird

A car produced by Ford Motor Company, often referred to as Thunderbird

Those moron teenagers around NYC in 1966 thought Cadillacs, Lincolns, and Turd Birds were cool cars.

by andy1 June 5, 2005

Bird that turd

The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.

I was gonna do my homework, but bird that turd—House is on.

by hotspanxforhighranks March 16, 2010

Turd Bird

An infection caused from bacteria that enters the penis during anal sex.
i.e. Poop

"Dude! I hit that ass so hard, now I have Turd Bird!"

by Pinkman-Heisenberg January 17, 2014

turd bird

it`s a disparagement to people in the U.S Navy who don`t conform to regulations.(the potato peeler,deck swabber)

oh ralph? that turd bird is on an icebreaker in Greenland for 18 months.

by Ralf April 29, 2004

Turd Bird

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017