yoji biomehanika

The absolute king of Japanese hard trance. Simple as that!

Make the world a better place and go listen to some Yoji Biomehanika.

by love tripper May 25, 2007

Biomechanics

Biomechanics studies people movement, because if they're not moving, they are dead.

Dude #1: "Hey dude, wake up, we gon' play some ball outside"
*Dude #2 lying motionless*
*Dude #1 starts crying because Dude #2 is dead because he's not moving and he Dude #1 can't study Dude #2's biomechanics*

by EddieHood March 24, 2008

Biometric Rogering System

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.

'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'

by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006

biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

by General Burnside July 25, 2007

biomed moms

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.

Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."

by Neurodiversity University May 29, 2008

biomes

place where animals live,
A major biotic community characterized by the dominant forms of plant life and the prevailing climate

the biomes of the polar bear is the Northern pole

by Mahmoud AbdelWhab March 19, 2010

Biomech

An art style popularized by Swiss surreal artist H.R. Giger. Hence its name, biomech art combines the aspects of machines and organics into something shit-brickeningly terrifying. Initially, Giger used this style to make robot porn, but it was made even more popular when he designed the iconic xenomorph for Ridley Scott's film "Alien".

Guy 1#: Have you heard of the biomech artist H.R. Giger?

Guy 2#: Isn't that the swiss guy who made robot porn?

by BatteryMaster July 7, 2016