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Biologist

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A person that doesn't know what there going to do when they go to college. They also study living things and are horrible at drinking alcohol.
Look at that guy over there he must be a biologist he can't hold down a shot if his life depended on it.
by Frrank October 23, 2011
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armchair biologist

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a person who only cares about biology when they wish to invalidate trans people … likely never engaged in biology class beyond that cheat sheet they made for their ninth grade final exam.
“These anti-trans bills are the latest wet dream of armchair biologists who love saying, ‘trans women are men’. Yes, we get it - you think we’re hot, and that scares you.”
by MotherStarling March 15, 2023
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Evolutionary biologist

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Your social Darwinist who believes people are clockwork automatons.
Hym "No I've never seen a evolutionary biologist who isn't completely full. Alexander Grace. They're just modern social Darwinists. Kill the all."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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Hym "So 'I'm not a biologist' is not a good answer... But you're willing to give her the right not to answer... But where they go too far is celebrating her for her position... But 'I don't like the question. That's a private matter.' is a GOOD answer.... And people DON'T go too far in celebrating you as a prophet... For transposing your unified philosophical ethic onto the bible... In what could be considered an 'anti-christian' bastardization of the text... How are you NOT a hypocrite and a charlatan? How is that monologue not the most egregious thing you could have done in the context of your own fame? The prophet who doesn't believe in God everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏 That is something! Damn! It's glaring. The hypocrisy is glaring. You're her. You're doing the exact same thing. If she's bad, you're also bad. You're both doing the same thing."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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