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Dutch Bingo

A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!
Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?
by Dr. VanNistrelroy December 21, 2013
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Bingo Bongo

A term expressing an affirmative response or gratitude.
I'd love to go to the party tonight, bingo bongo.
by Thanks for the Memeries July 24, 2017
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Bingoochenmacher & CO.

company founded by sir bingooch the goochmacher.

specializes in the machering (selling) of world class gooch.
Ranked #1 in the world for highest quality gooch
anybody who wants to buy some good gooch should go to Bingoochenmacher & CO.
by PieCrustEater May 17, 2020
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bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
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Bingo Player

A person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. Often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. Most commonly found in online games.
Man 1: Dude, can you lend me 300k?

Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?

Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.

Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.
by morenacapoeirista November 5, 2009
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bingobaub

a rich, white prettyboy between the ages of mid teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, constantly boast with pictures of big fish they speared on social media, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.
Veteran diver 1: "I can't stand all these bingobaubs who spear and land multiple triple digit pound fish after only spearfishing for 2 to 5 years. When I was their age, I was lucky enough to only spear 20-30 pound fish. I've been diving for a good 26 years and still haven't scored fish of that caliber."

Veteran diver 2: "Yeah, but there's no glory in spearing those fish that you had to use daddy's boat to spear. The more dues paying, time and blood you pour into getting fish like that makes them more meaningful. We can only hope these little twats don't blow up the sport anymore than it already has been due to social media bragging posts."
by T-Rex75 August 5, 2021
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bingobaub

a rich, white, prettyboy between the ages of mid-teens to 20s or 30s from a southern California coastal town who is into spearfishing, acts douchey, has no humility and enrolls in the California Maritime Academy. They don't believe in paying dues to spear fish of a lifetime, that most veteran spearfishermen have waited their entire lives to spear or never get to spear, they just use their privilege, daddy's boat keys and sponsorship by local speargun companies to reap the benefits of the sport.
One veteran diver to another: "Man, I've been spearfishing for 26 years and I have yet to spear a cow bluefin tuna, or any fish over 100lbs and then there's these bingobaubs who have only been spearfishing for 2-5 years who go out and spear the fish I've waited my entire spearfishing career to spear. It's so not fair!"
Diver 2: "Don't concern yourself with those shits. Everything's easy when you can rely on daddy's money and boat to put you on fish you haven't earned. There's no glory in that. Don't give up on your goals, regardless of the challenges you face. Things will happen."
by T-Rex75 August 3, 2021
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