Blimph

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.

Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?

by moorie74 June 28, 2018

BILP

Babushka I’d Like to Plow.
Basically a Eastern European version of a MILF.

Comes from Vinesauce Joel’s GTA IV bootleg stream.

Joel: *sees a elderly woman in a bikini*
Joel: look at that BILP

by Big-digger-nick April 25, 2021

green blimpsuit

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blimpster

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

by block1of4 September 8, 2005

blimpout

When a fat person gets extremely angry, causing them to foam at the mouth, yell, kick scream, and generally make a scene. This can occur in either in the real world or online. Pretty much used as a substitute any time a fat person freaks out, especially if the situation concerns food or the individuals large physical appearance.

"That fat bitch had a world class blimpout when they told her the salad bar wasn't all-you-can-eat!"

by ClamsTheCat June 24, 2008

Bilm

An alcoholic drink. Commonly used when referring to a pint.

Who’s coming out for a Bilm later?

I love Bilms.

I am the Bilm Lord.

Bilms for breakfast?

by Bilm Creator January 3, 2020

damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman

DAMN BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BLIMP

by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018