bill

Like "Jill' for guys or lesbians; "bill" is the female or gay male counter-part, referring to masturbation. "Bill' is a name that can be formed with the fingers of one hand. B-I-L-L.
Try it! The letters I mean! Not...well you can try that too. xD
"You still seeing Bill, or do you have a real boyfriend yet?"
by redchicago July 28, 2009
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Oh man, someone should clean up that bill.
by maddness for hire December 11, 2011
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nice bill!
Chris: I'm failing 5 classes. Ugh...
Adam: NICE BILL!!
by RON ROWE November 05, 2010
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a common name, also an adjective, used on persons who excessively use the word mass in everyday speech (not to define a bad situation, but just to use it. see mass fat), covers his/her mouth all the time, has a bad haircut, watches naruto and defends all his/her pointless opinions forever.
person one: *covering his mouth* mass.

person two: you're bill.
by BAM! and the dirt is gone! October 14, 2007
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Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.
Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 01, 2020
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fuck bill. he killed my mom
by The Actual Bill July 24, 2020
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a rich dickhead that watches golf all day
ever since bill won the lottery he's been a real dickhead
by fatmansteve1029384756 August 11, 2019
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