Big Truck Energy

When a man drives a big truck to distract from the idea that he may have a small penis.

That man has big truck energy.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

not a big truck

What the internet is not. (see series of tubes)

The internet is not a big truck that you just dump something in- it's a series of tubes!

by whetstone January 2, 2007

Duh! Big Red Truck

1. A vehicle used by fire people

2.Term used when telling a blonde joke.

There was a fire and a blonde called the fire dept. The Fire Department asked how to get to her house. She replied, "DUH! Big Red Truck!"

by beachyblondy January 11, 2007

big ol' truck

A truck typically driven by males throughout the southern and mid-western regions of the United States, the big ol' truck is considered a symbol of manliness in these regions. Many big ol' trucks are decorated with NASCAR or Git-r-done stickers. Owners of big ol' trucks routinely drive their trucks around in muddy fields in a leisure activity known as muddin'. The amount of mud one is able to plaster over the surface of one's truck is a prime determiner of the social hierarchy in some areas, and getting one's big ol' truck hung up so badly that someone else has to come pull it out with a chain is a very typical male bonding experience. Such experiences are glorified in some country music pieces, though they are painted in a more heterosexual light. Men who own or whose family's have been known to own specific makes and models of trucks often have very rigid opinions about their specific truck and are often very critical of other makes and models. Numerous debates on such subjects are very typical elements of conversation.

Jim Bob:"Hey there Leroy, you wanna come check out mah big ol' truck?"
Leroy: "Awright, man, what you got goin' on now?"
Jim Bob:"I finally got me a Dodge Ram twenty five hunnert SLT Diesel Big Horn Edition. Its real big."
Leroy: "Shiiiittt, man, I bet you really tearin' up them fields now, boy."
Jim Bob: "Yea, buddy, but the uther day I was foolin' around up there in that field offa Mason Road and I got hung up real bad in a ditch as deep as the height of yer' garage door here. Ol' George had come pull me right outta that thing with a heavy duty chain."
Leroy: "Yea, he's got one a them Ford ef' two fifty Triton Diesel V8 superduty kingcab jobbies don't he. That sonofabitch could pull anything outta anything."
Jim Bob: "Yea, probly, but I tell ya what, them Fords is still junk."
Leroy: "I hear ya there boy."

by Leroy' Jenkins' May 26, 2007

Big Mack Truck

A large penis.

Popularised by Cardi B with her song 'WAP' and unreleased track titled 'Big Mack Truck'

"I want you to park that Big Mack Truck right in this little garage"

"I want a man with a Big Mack Truck"

by Insert First and Last August 14, 2020

Park That Big Mack Truck Right in this Little Garage

When a big thing goes inside a small space.

I want you to park that big mack truck right in this little garage.

by YoMama487 October 18, 2020

Duh, Big Red Truck!!

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

by ~t October 6, 2004