by The 'Circle' December 6, 2011

A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.
by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.
Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.
In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed
"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

Me: what was the oldest cow called?
Retarded friend: your mum
Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha
Retarded friend: your mum
Smart friend who everyone likes: Big Bertha
by big man 2.0 March 24, 2020

by Pachicano1122 November 13, 2011

Alyssa: where is 933 Big Bertha?
Kaitlin: It must've left without us. Thanks to that screw up Nicole we took 5 hours to get a burrito!
Kaitlin: It must've left without us. Thanks to that screw up Nicole we took 5 hours to get a burrito!
by Pastrami Pants June 18, 2009
