by Swoopin July 21, 2011
A reliable, friendly and portly African American weather man who fell into some money as reparations for black slavery. Also known as Alton Sims.
Chuck Taylor: Oh Big Al seriously whats the forecast for the tri-state area?
Big Al: Oh I don't know Chuck. Why don't we take a look at my tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big fat ass.
Big Al: Oh I don't know Chuck. Why don't we take a look at my tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big fat ass.
by big black ninja July 30, 2010
A Supercool guy. A hit with the ladies and no mistake. Has a big cock and is a top deejay. Hunky yet sensitive.
by Ralph Scrote May 26, 2004
The most sweet and caring gal you can ever meet. Don't let the nickname fool you, Big Al is indeed a female. She'll never have an ill intention towards you and will always accept and give hugs. Never ever dare to take her for granted. Trust that you are not dreaming and she is indeed very much real, even though she seems like something out of a dream or from out in the stars. Also bring some band-aids for her; she maybe a little wee bit clumsy, but that's alright because it's just as adorable as her.
by ALonelyChair December 18, 2018
Mike: hey man, did you get your ps3?
John: No, it was slighty cheaper to buy Big Al's Super fun Game Console
John: No, it was slighty cheaper to buy Big Al's Super fun Game Console
by Shane Danbert January 16, 2007
Basically, he's literally the biggest thing to ever exist on Planet Earth, and the entire universe. He's pretty tiny normally, but when he gets huge he breaks through his roof screaming BIG ALLLLLLL and his Penis grows to around 500 miles long where he impales everything and breaks through everything in his Penises path of destruction. Not to mention the size of his balls are literally planets, He is BIG AL. (aka. Large Liberia, Enormous Ethiopia, Continous Congo, Giant Ghana, Sensational Sudan.)
OH MY GOD, I'M LITERALLY ENORMOUS.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH BIG AL AKA LARGE LIBERIA YOU'RE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BIGALGERIAN June 25, 2019
The man from toy story 2 who took woody. This man is famous throughout Andy's town for being the owner of Als toy barn and being on the FBI watch list.
I cant believe what Big AL did to that preschool!
well, there goes another school raping to Big AL.
Kids , dont go into ALs toy barn, Big AL lurks there and kids don't come out, NEVER accept the free toys!
well, there goes another school raping to Big AL.
Kids , dont go into ALs toy barn, Big AL lurks there and kids don't come out, NEVER accept the free toys!
by Captain NAM May 21, 2019