Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016

Biding

Making a joke/fun of someone or something

Yo why are yall biding on my manz

by charthestar April 3, 2020

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

bidipta

Bidipta being the name of a person, who's extremely precious, rare to find and possesses excellent music taste. Bidipta also refers to "brightness'. So, if you have a Bidipta in your life, you're extremely lucky.

Bidipta,I love you.

by Abfloyd June 3, 2021

Bidinflation

Record-setting inflation of goods & services caused by irresponsible & failed presidential domestic economic and foreign policies.

This effin Bidinflation is keepin my frigerator and pick-up on empty these days , bro.

by Keisha84 March 15, 2022

Bidet’d

bidet -Plumming fixture that cleans genetailia hands free.

Bitet’d-When you don’t have a bidet, but when you expel feces and the water splashes up and gets your ass hole wet, just like how a bidet does.

1st stall: Shit dude I just got bidet’d, it felt so weird!
3rdStall: Dude what the hell that?

by A_Matt_A January 3, 2018

brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.

"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."

by Swinky June 1, 2009