Bidget

A small woman who is cruel.

"Heather is a midget and she's a bitch...she's a bidget!"

Bidget by Elchihuahua July 28, 2008

Bidget

A small hosebeast who lies.

"Heather's a bitch and a midget...she's a bidget!"

Bidget by Elchihuahua July 16, 2008

bidget

Combines the word budget and midget pertaining to a relativley small budget. Used mainly within the I.T industry.

Also used to quantify other things of relative small magnitude.

Person 1: We got quite a budget this year
Person 2: Really? All we got was a bidget.

Guy 1: Man I've got a small bidget
Guy 2: Thats what she said!

bidget by shano_911 June 18, 2007

Bidget

A small bitch who lies when cornered.

"Heather's a bitch and a midget...she's a bidget!"

Bidget by Elchihuahua July 29, 2008

bidget

A little bitch. It could be a small chick, or just some one who is acting like a little bitch. Essentially a midget bitch, aka "bidget".

Ex 1: My girlfriend Sally is only 4' 11', she's a bidget. Ex 2: You didn't invite that beta cuck John, did you? He's always acting like a bidget.

bidget by Dixon Bush April 22, 2022

Bidget

Bitchy midget

When a midget is being bitchy

Omg calm down BIDGET

Bidget by Ur_mothers<e May 20, 2022

spontaneous bidet 

Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it's the toilet water that's splashing you, not a directed tap.
As a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you're forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you've already urinated.

person one: I'm a little worried. I had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.

Friend: Dude, you need to see your doctor.

spontaneous bidet by johnboynurse March 3, 2009