Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you

I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004

Bitching Out

When you release all the tension built up by dealing with humans and their questionable actions.

"Watch out Becky, Megan is seriously bitching out right now".

by isuckgluten September 16, 2021

belly aching and bitching

to bitch and whine excessively over something in an annoying way

my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up

by bluebear December 14, 2020

Bitching

1- To talk badly of a person behind their back. (Usually used for females)
2- To continuously complain about something (Usually used for females)
3- Something amazing

1- I heard Sarah bitching about you to Mary, yesterday.
2-She won't stop bitching about the heat.
3-This party is going to be bitching!

by PooperScooper1000 July 28, 2015

Bitching about someone bitching

When a person complains so much about an individual bitching, they themselves are doing the same action as that individual.

"God damn, this dude won't stop bitching. Does he every stop bitching? I have to hear him bitch everyday. He is always bitching!"

"Hey man, you sound like you're bitching about someone bitching."

by Rhino_horse December 18, 2020