beure

fine specimen of a woman

aaaaw she's a right beure!!!

howya beure!!!

I'd tap that beure!!!!

were ya with that beure last night?

if i ever got a hold of that beure she wouldn't walk right for a week!

by amynance June 30, 2008

Bureaucracy

excessively complicated administrative procedure.

"the unnecessary bureaucracy in local government"

by DumbleDazz May 29, 2018

bureaucratic bullshit

The state of which that procedure becomes more of a hindrance to a cause than the original cause.

Johnny would have won but, because he didn't pay attention to the bureaucratic bullshit and follow the 97 step process, Sarah won instead.

by ocean123456 April 17, 2016

Dirty Van Buren

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.

Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.

by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010

Bureaucromancy

A practice of divination based on the outcome of the random and indeterminate bureaucratic process.

Applying for any number of different programs, jobs, or schools, knowing that where you are accepted or offered a position will determine the course of your life from that point onwards, thereby allowing the fates to decide your, um, fate.
"I am torn between moving out of town or staying here. After the ancient rites of bureaucromancy have been performed, I shall be informed of my destiny, most likely by a form letter."

by Carla P. September 25, 2005

bureauphobia

n.-the condition of being afraid or anxious of bureaucracy and formality esp. that relating to government and big corporations.

adj.-bureauphobic

n.-bureauphobe

Ted's beareauphobia made his impending trip to the DMV a source of panic.

by joflo July 3, 2004

bureaucrat

One who works by fixed routine, without exercising intelligent judgement.

A bureaucrat explained the regulation to me.

by James MacMillan September 8, 2006