The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal
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Get the bhalerao mug.Didn't you hide the body of Tracy? You sick fuck! Do you want his family to find his balkenende and throw up their guts?
by Aboraly September 1, 2006
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Get the Bhasket Kase mug.A balker is a big talker. Someone who "talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk." They've got a lot of plans they say they'll come through but never do. They say "yeah, we'll hang out soon" but also never come through.
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by CollegegirlLiz February 10, 2014
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