Mr Baxter

A primitive man who enjoys 3d design and has managed to put up with his class, he likes goat piano and other stupid noises and smells like shit.

Mr Baxter you are smelly m8.

by TheGreatZulu October 8, 2019

The Baxter Theorem

When someone "likes" you and you don't like them back but feel pressured to tell them you do as to not hurt their feelings.

"Baxter": I like you
You: I.. Uh... like you too

*later on the phone*

Friend: So you like him?
You: No, its The Baxter Theorem

by Spuddy06 January 4, 2019

Lemon Baxter

When dipping the ball sack into a bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice and then sits on a person face.

Note: Take care making sure the balls are not shaved just prior to the dipping.

Jane was lying on the bed so Jimmy decided to squat over her and give her Lemon Baxter.

by dyavoll73 October 1, 2010

Baxter

An amazing dancer. Girls will be stepping on each others toes to get a dance with him. He is very modest about his looks even though he is very athletic, tan, and muscular. He is unaware of the way that girls look at him, and he is the kind of guy that a dad would be proud to have his daughter date. He is usually country and works on farms and ranches any time a job is offered to him. He likes to hunt and fish, and has many good (sometimes exaggerated) stories because of it. He's the kind of person that you miss when they're not around.

I miss Baxter's wonderful dance moves so much!

by SmallTownMargarita February 4, 2013

James Baxter

Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter

by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018

buster baxter

one of the largest busters to ever exist. his amount of bustality is incomprehensible to the human mind.

"OH SHIT ITS BUSTER BAXTER" *drowns in white sauce*

by kentato June 18, 2019

Baxter Springs

That one little town in Kansas in Cherokee County

There is a pool and some tiny restaurants, pretty boring

There is the city section and the rootin tootin cowboy section

That's all there is here

Person 1: Do you wanna do anything fun around where you live?
Person 2: No! I live in Baxter Springs.

by 石头 October 13, 2023