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Always bet on nothing

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A term linking to “nothing ever happens”, this term can be used after a highly anticipated event/situation does not take place as expected.
Dude 1: Bro, did you hear what Trump’s saying about the Epstein files now?

Dude 2: Always bet on nothing my guy😎
by anad1234 July 18, 2025
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That's on Bet

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Jack: Hey, wanna see that new movie

Sam: That's on bet
by LogoKing November 28, 2019
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Sue on a bet

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Catholic form of manipulation. Typically means someone gets poisoned, then threatened into committing a crime, then poisoned again. To sue on a bet is a fallacy In court yet they still do it.
Catholic child: I bet so-and-so will say "Mambo number five" to NASA.

Catholic child's mother: sue so-and-so on a bet. (I.e. poison her then threaten her with molestation into saying "mambo number five" to NASA then falsley imitate her. ) and that is how to sue on a bet.
by Paradamno September 29, 2021
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i bet my left nut on it!

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a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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Beton

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To have a big head. Named after Ho Creet for breaking the Guiness Book Of Records in having the largest head circumference. Also can be associated with Hitler as Joseph Beton's father was Adolf. Joseph was a member of the 'Beton-Bashers' and the 'BigHead Family'.
Jake: OMG Tim you git! your such a bighead!
Tim: Don't lie! I'm not part of the Betons.
by Joseph Bed-Wet February 27, 2008
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monsieur béton

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Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.
Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !
by RobMichels December 7, 2018
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