besterest

someone who is better than the bestest

You are the besterest friend ever!

You're the besterest in my books.

by canadiantraks May 11, 2010

Berserklejerk

The greatest subreddit on Earth, full of shitposting god foot and meme apostles.

"Dude Berserklejerk has the best shitposts."

by Kekekeeke March 2, 2018

blesser

is a slang term for a rich man who offers support (typically financial and material) to a younger female companion in exchange for sex, friendship, etc.

She's on the lookout for a blesser

by mchithisi May 11, 2016

Beserial

A word that combines the best of both betarded and super serial.

"Are you beserial?" my friend asked me as I knocked over his backpack to make a footrest.

by Gamer_2k4 May 14, 2009

Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021

Berserker

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Bessette

BAMF; bad ass mother fucker

She's a Bessette, you know she's a BAMF.

by Billy Pumpkin Eater August 18, 2008