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bespooch

To present as an impromptu gift, usually in a polite but unceremonious manner.
My first guitar was bespooched unto me by my brother, who had decided he didn't want to take lessons anymore.
by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009
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"That, my lord is what she bespoke".

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".
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bespoke couture

custom-made looking like it cost a million pounds a powerful mark of luxury
camikiya garments are the definition of bespoke couture along side sexy haute couture hybrid fashion
by clarity kingdom July 12, 2010
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beshook

Shaken more then once
She was beshook over time
by Sklifestyle November 25, 2017
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Bespoke

A description for something that is so woke that it makes an average woke comment seem broke by comparison.
Broke: The line for the women's restroom is longer because they take a long time; Woke: The line for the men's restroom is shorter because they have more places to use the restroom; Bespoke: The line for the men's restroom is shorter because they don't wash their hands.
by KrazyKyle1024 March 18, 2023
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Bespoke Optimization

Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.
ThreadFix Services team offers bespoke optimization to satisfy your organization's specific security requirements.
by JRueStitch January 25, 2021
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bespokeswing

amazing skywars player and never fails to nemo people off or stab them. can sometimes fall off of the map but thats due to enderman powers not working!
person 1. someone is coning for us!

person 2. who is it?
person 1. bespokeswing!

person 2. run!!!
by gogsterluver9000 June 30, 2021
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