kenny beats

a police officer that happens to make beats.

Vince Staples: Kenny beats is the police!

by thatboi420 February 7, 2020

beatsie

This is a word that was started in the 60's by the Smith family and then spread state wide by the Skjod girls. It is a word used to describe a woman's private part. It seemed more appropriate than the actual medical term. It is also a word used to describe someone who is silly or acting silly.

Hey Beatsie how are you? -or- You need to wash your beatsie.

by Shuhhz January 9, 2010

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Dan Bergstein

A humorist and internet phenomenon, most famous for critiquing the famous twilight series in his "blogging twilight" articles on the website www.sparknotes.com

"OMG 1st on a Dan Bergstien blog???"

"You are my life now,

Dan Bergstein"

by Imlora April 2, 2010

Barber Beats

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015

Dan Bergstein

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010