Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.

Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!

by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011

Bertation

Similar to a dowry, but involving a sexual favor of the father's choosing.

Ely had a very derison, but was anxious there might be a heavy bertation, so he hedge en a peth lebet.

by Doctor Galactic c/o Benjammin March 4, 2011

Bertation

When somebody loses control of him or herself, or generally has an epic fail.

You really had a bertation today during your presentation.

by gimli1995 March 5, 2011

Bertation

Ber-ta-tion

1. When a reporter completely loses it on TV.

2. When you have the worlds biggest brain fart.

3. When you lose all control over what you are saying.

4. See YouTube.

Well a very very ...uh heafy der, Bertation tonight. we had a very dares, dareson, fight. let's go ahead tears tazin'. lets go ahead ..

by Len Dog March 2, 2011

Bertation

To have a stroke or to have some sort of fit while speaking publicly.

Serene Branson from CBS2 had a bertation while reporting on the Grammy's

by DrewBates March 2, 2011