Ingrid Bergman

The all purpose answer to any question. If you don't know the answer or are stuck on a hard question, just say this, and even if it's not right, you'll at least get a laugh!

*can be used interchangably with Walter Kronkite

Q: "Who was the fourth person to sign the British treaty at Versailles?"
A: "Ingrid Bergman!"

Q: "Who was King Charles I's second wife?"
A: "Ingrid Bergman!"

by Consuela Bananahammock January 31, 2008

Burgmann

Chinese water pump

hey look a Chinese water pump! or a Burgmann

by rayooooo December 11, 2019

Ronald Boyd Bergman

What you call a cranky old, uneducated electrical engineer who hates Microsoft. Also, possibly the Oakland County Michigan child killer from the 1970's.

Did you hear that old crank guy being a Ronald Boyd Bergman, screaming microsucks as he couldn't get another project to work?

by The Righteous Machinist December 2, 2022

Wes Bergmann

One of the sexiest and cutest guys to ever appear on The Real World. He is known to be cocky but seeing how he won Real World/Road Rules Challenge, you can't blame him.

Johanna is a lucky bitch!!! Pass him to me and I'll suck his dick so hard his balls would turn inside out! Wes Bergmann the man!

by Sucks Dick April 8, 2007

Bergman

To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.

I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?

by Atom Master February 19, 2012

Bergman

A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!

Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.

by Jism83 January 14, 2008

Bergmann

When somebody takes on the features of an ice cube or ice cream

Omg how is he meant to drive that car with only the point of an ice cream cone jabbing at the pedals? He is so Bergmann.

by Bergmann November 5, 2007