The best Fortnite player on the face of the Earth. He also has a very large penis and is extremely good in the bedroom. Benn is very highly intelligent and isn't the strongest of the group. But he can sure put up a good fight.
by Chinky boii April 1, 2019
by simmy luvs clarkey August 27, 2008
A selfish, arrogant asshole who's mission in life is to leech as much as possible from family and friends. Will disregard all responsibility for any wrongdoings, and has a massive case of erectile dis-function.
Benn can't afford to buy it, so he'll find someone who has something nearly as good and "borrow" it, planning never to return said goods.
by John12442 August 21, 2008
Surname for a man that has a ball in a chain attached to his penis. He will blame all things on anything or anyone but himself. He considers himself a good human being but is actually a cunt.
by dubs03 February 11, 2018
The longest running Labour MP.. but that's not the important part. He campaigned against the war in Iraq and goes on peace marches, and hash a funky voish. He's like Tom Baker or something, but political.
by JohnnyMoo March 21, 2005
Benn Lee Jordan, producing under various aliases (best known as The Flashbulb), is a fantastic American musician. His styling is generally seen as experimental, often making use of fast drum programming and acid-influenced melodies. Born in 1978, he moved from his hometown of Georgia during his childhood to live with his grandparents in Chicago. He would later begin releasing small labels of instrumental music in the United States and Europe, but has since diversified his works, composing for television and film. Jordan has also made a name for himself in advertising, creating trademark jingles for several companies, including Dove, Knowledge, and Verizon. His latest album release, Pale Blue Dot, was the first to be recorded under his real name, and not an alias. Currently, Jordan is represented by Vapor Music Group, an international creative firm in Toronto (Canada), owning and managing their productions in two recording studios in Chicago.
Benn Jordan's "Kirlian Selections" and "Soundtrack to a Vacant Life" albums are arguably among some of his best work.
by unemployedninja September 27, 2009
Named for the British TV show of the same name, it is the act of waking up hungover in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there (and optionally in different clothing than you left in)
This originates from the plot outline of each episode of Mr Benn being that the titular character would enter a magical clothes shop, get changed in a changing room, then exit to a new different place
This originates from the plot outline of each episode of Mr Benn being that the titular character would enter a magical clothes shop, get changed in a changing room, then exit to a new different place
Oh Trev! I ended up doing a Mr Benn last night and woke up in London! We started drinking in Aberdeen!
by Jeffbridgesiscool March 27, 2022