A town in Bellingham, where middle schoolers are so obsessed with touching door frames three have broken so far, everyone vapes smokes, the bathroom smells like fruity tooty + burnt chicken and 63 is a great number. (63 felonies on a pedo teacher), our sport teams are shit other than maybe men’s volleyball (Joke)
Me: Let’s go boys let’s win this game!!
Every other town: I’m about to end this whole mans career
Bellingham news: another defeat as the shithawks continue their amazing record of 0-8
Every other town: I’m about to end this whole mans career
Bellingham news: another defeat as the shithawks continue their amazing record of 0-8
by Eskimo’s with big tits April 29, 2019
A city located in N.W. Washington State. It is the largest northern city in the continental United States. If you ever visit this town, or for those who live here, you will no doubt come in contact with many different groups of people. These include: Hippies, Stoners, Drug-Addicts, Homeless People, Senior Citizens, Serial Killers, Canadaians, and on rare occasions, Black People.
A fact about Bellingham that not many people know about is that there have been more serial killers that have lived in Bellingham since 1886 than all the black people who live in Bellingham today.
Some public restrooms in Bellingham still have sign aboves them labeled "White" and "Colored".
Some famous actors and musicians have come from this small city.
Hilary Swank lived in Bellingham and attended Fairhaven Middle School and Sehome High School back in the 70's and 80's. But no one really cares about her.
Bands such as Idiot Pilot, Death Cab For Cutie, Black Eyes & Neckties and No-Fi Soul Rebellion have come from Bellingham. I'm not sure who actually listens to Death Cab.
To be honest with you, i'm not sure how they made it out of being a garage band.
Canadian drives make this town an awful place to be at. Canadians will drive down to Bellingham to go shopping at the world famous Wal*Mart and Bellis Fair Mall. While they are down here, you pretty much have to stay out of their path. They're crazy. Drunk drivers are safer drivers than those people.
I really don't recomend coming to Bellingham. Unless you want to buy really cheap weed.
A fact about Bellingham that not many people know about is that there have been more serial killers that have lived in Bellingham since 1886 than all the black people who live in Bellingham today.
Some public restrooms in Bellingham still have sign aboves them labeled "White" and "Colored".
Some famous actors and musicians have come from this small city.
Hilary Swank lived in Bellingham and attended Fairhaven Middle School and Sehome High School back in the 70's and 80's. But no one really cares about her.
Bands such as Idiot Pilot, Death Cab For Cutie, Black Eyes & Neckties and No-Fi Soul Rebellion have come from Bellingham. I'm not sure who actually listens to Death Cab.
To be honest with you, i'm not sure how they made it out of being a garage band.
Canadian drives make this town an awful place to be at. Canadians will drive down to Bellingham to go shopping at the world famous Wal*Mart and Bellis Fair Mall. While they are down here, you pretty much have to stay out of their path. They're crazy. Drunk drivers are safer drivers than those people.
I really don't recomend coming to Bellingham. Unless you want to buy really cheap weed.
"Bellingham...yay"
by DrugieDrew August 23, 2008
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by ms.b3llingh4m January 17, 2023
Jude Bellingham is an English professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the England national team. He is know for his playing, but also his charming looks. Not only should he be famous for his amazing playing skills, but he should also be famous for his beauty. He is and should be considered the definition of cute. He is a cutie-patootie.
“Jude Bellingham is the definition of cute.”
by sxtrbyyy April 02, 2023
Jude Bellingham is the most sexiest and handsome i want to suck his bbc down my throat and give him the most sloppiest sexy scene
by msgirlypoo February 19, 2023