Bell end

1. the tip of a mans penis
2. an insult

1.Core! Mr Bennett really has got an almighty bell end!

He certainly has!

2. Honestly, mate you really are massive bell end

by iver biggun March 28, 2009

Bell End

big shiny purple end of the penis

its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end

by Pinter Winnet May 09, 2003

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 02, 2003

Bell End

1. The end of a male's/transexual's penis.
2. Also uesd as an insult like "Dick head"

Commonly used by Ali-G in his movie and tv shows

1. "dude, check out my bell end its swollen from being kicked by my ex the other day"

2. "shut up you fucking bell end thats a stupid idea"

by Dyldo Baggins May 18, 2009

Bell End

The West Stand of the City of Manchester Stadium - named after former Manchester City player Colin Bell

"Stick your Bell end up your arse" - Manchester United fans

by Mike F November 13, 2003

bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

Bell's End

Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. Commonly known for its wierd sexual practises it is feared throughout the world for a dragon-like temper.

The O'Connor family went to Bell's End, with Ed. They had tea and raw potatoes with Sir Helm, but left Ed with Grot. His arsehole has now prolapsed.

by Woody February 09, 2004