adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.
I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.
by scootermcbean October 16, 2011
A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.
Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.
by Jodiii April 30, 2011
I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung
by Aylmao122 January 28, 2016
Noun: a girl or guy you've picked up that is so hot, you leave the bar asap, knowing you couldn't possibly do better. Refers to the bell rung at pubs indicating last call.
To group of friends whom you came to the bar with:
"Dudes, I've got a bell ringer. Don't worry about my ride home."
"Dudes, I've got a bell ringer. Don't worry about my ride home."
by Carguy7061 April 30, 2007
a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.
by afrolank June 03, 2016
Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.
by JP$ February 24, 2005
by Bellringer69 January 09, 2016