Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016

Belgian Vuvuzela

When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty

Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice

by Charlie Sheeen October 21, 2011

belvia

While truly beautiful, she is most beautiful from the inside out. She is quiet in nature, she is fierce in her beliefs and stands tall in her intellect. She is a genuine friend with a calming presence. She shows strength and compassion and she is a natural leader. This graceful and classy beauty turns heads as she enters a room.

Belvia is my truest friend

by Kitkatjinglecat January 23, 2017

Belgian Fries

The way French Fries should be called since fries are a belgian thing rather than being called Freedom fries

French people like to make jokes about Belgian people and they often mention that they make fries. for example they like to make fun of their accent by saying "a fry one time!"

by FrenchLascar187 February 11, 2004

belgian dip

the art of covering one's nose with foam while drinking a capuccino as demonstrated by Dr. Evil in the Spy Who Shagged Me.

No. 2- Dr. Evil you have foam on your nose. Dr.Evil- That's how we do it in Belgium, it's called a Belgian Dip.

by Super Guatemala Man February 18, 2008

cheeky belgian giggle wank

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious

why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

by sexygordon November 24, 2011

belgian pelican

Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.

VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?

NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!

by net0n February 23, 2011