Beartopia

As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.

After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.

by HobieKopek July 11, 2007

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beartard

element of bear

element of retard

noun

1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

by micks_folly March 25, 2009

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Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

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Befarted

adjective - the state of being farted upon.

See similar structures - bejeweled, betrothed

Do not put your face on that pillow, it has been befarted!

by TanaDarko October 22, 2020

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Besart

Massively large shlonged , good looking, long haired, usually a good swimmer if not good at soccer. name origins : Bosnia,Albania,Greece, and Slovakia

Hey you see that kid besart i bet hes from greece and a greattt swimmer !

by Thegreatworders April 5, 2011

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