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someone who is unruly and has zero alcohol tolerance
Man Jim was an absolute beezer last night.
Beezer by Mothermavro February 9, 2019
To expell gas.
Fart.
I ate some beans and now i have to beezer.
Beezer by Jennell February 22, 2005
A blow job during the act of driving.
I'm sorry Officer McGillicutty. I started swerving mid-orgasm during this awesome BEEZER from this bitch.
Beezer by Trainor January 23, 2005
One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.
"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."
Beezer by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007
Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.
Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !
BEEZER by FLA to LA June 13, 2010
Something that is large or fat, a person or a object, a fat cunt.
check out the size of this doobie man its a fucking big fat beezer man.
Beezer by rolando4cents November 22, 2010