basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Beardsturbation

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013

busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.

Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!

by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010

bansturbation

The act of banning oneself.

Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.

by KL2789 October 10, 2007

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008