bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.

She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!

by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022

bedsport

Having delicious, optimal sex with your lover.

The last round of bedsport left me quaking.
I just had sex with a Steven.

by sedmsex September 13, 2011

bedshroom

a tablet of the prescription sleep aid Ambien or Ambien CR, also known as zolpidem. Known to cause hallucinations, sleepwalking, and sleepdriving.

I took a couple bedshrooms tonight and saw the blades on my ceiling fan melt like a wilted flower while the textures on my walls were sliding around.

by Kinetocracy July 19, 2010

bedour

Bedour is the most fun person and they fall in love with the wrong guys they are beautiful and bedour means the full moon bedour is a name from the Middle East and a bedour is the most fun to be around they are honest they are kind . They always keep secrets as secrets and they always have a secret they are sneaky and fun .. Bedour are amazing if your a Bedour ... Hi 😂

Bedour are the most fun to be around with if they are your friend stick with them never let them go

by Maha December 27, 2014

bedsender

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.

'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'

by piespints April 5, 2021

Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.

That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.

by megriley September 5, 2006