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Bedlancer

A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
by yoocan November 22, 2019
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Bellaghy

A little village in South Derry in Northern Ireland where all the ladies called 'Colleen' are hot bitches! phwoarrr!
'Colleen Fullerton' from Bellaghy is a hot bit of stuff.
by BellaghyBelle January 27, 2010
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Sad Bellagio

To pass out in bed and urinate on yourself in a golden fountain.
Anthony passed out in bed and urinated all over himself. He must have been holding it in because it looked like a Sad Bellagio.
by Mount Cliterest January 8, 2015
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bedlam

a mental hospital in london, word used to say something/someone is crazy
person 1: i'm going to ride my bike off my roof
person 2: thats bedlam

or something like "mike is totally bedlam"
basically any time you use the words crazy, stupid or any other word meaning the same thing, you can replace it with bedlam
by blmnkychck April 24, 2007
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bedlamphile

n. 1. One that loves or has a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos. 2. The feeling of loving or having a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos.

ETYMOLOGY:
Middle English Bedlem, Hospital of Saint Mary of Bethlehem, an institution in London for the mentally ill. New Latin -philus, from Greek -philos, beloved, dear, from philos, beloved, loving.
The bedlamphile walked the halls of the old insane asylum drinking in the surroundings, photographing the dark halls and reminiscing about it's lurid history.
by ~m December 23, 2004
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Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.
Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.
by Battered worker November 22, 2017
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Hitting the Bellagio

Taking a massive shit……that is two parts.

First part is wet, second part is solid.
Hitting the Bellagio: Verb

“Hey Phil (Kessel) I’ve gotta go hit the Bellagio

“Make sure to tip the shoe shine guy on the way out”
by Fat Fuck Phil January 18, 2023
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