Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
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A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.
When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.
by Boris2 February 25, 2009
Get the bedpan mug.The art and aesthetic of how a person performs in bed, sexually. Also, a person's style or manner of their sexual techniques, or how well that person can "bed".
Guy 1: So Anna said I was good in bed the other day.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she made a comment about your bedmanship?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she made a comment about your bedmanship?
by Apex J December 7, 2009
Get the Bedmanship mug.The art of having a well made patient bed in an ER, ICU or Hospital setting. This helps to facilitate patient positioning during portable radiologic exams. These exams require a plate to be placed between the patient and the bedding behind them and is made easier by proper bedmanship.
The RN had great bedmanship, the patient had a clean fitted sheet with 2 overlapping chucks positioned underneath them from the top of the shoulder extending below the pelvis.
The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
by loveyourxraytech April 18, 2019
Get the Bedmanship mug.A bedlancer is a freelancer who typically works from the bedroom or even from their bed. Usually their rates are lower than freelancers who operate from a workspace/office and significantly lower than an agency which cream off the freelancers via the ubiquitous charismatic agency leader.
Jack: "Hey I'm looking for someone to complete some work for my business".
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
Jill: "Oh I know this Agency that can help you".
Jack: "I don't need an Agency I need a bedlancer :)"
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Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"
by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021
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