The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

Beddy

A spliff specially saved for right before you go to sleep so you can drift off into dreamland high as a kite. Usually consisting of the finest bud acquired that day, a beddy must be a fatty so you when u put ur head back you just start spinning and go into a lovely deep sleep with Crazy ass dreams!

Bignose: Hey man i found bare ganja next to your tv!
Bighead: Thats my beddy!

by WCPS April 3, 2010

beddie

Derived from the definition, "bedmate"

Literally one who shares a bed with another person.

my beddie totally rocks, although sometimes she tries to hog the covers

by Logarhythm September 30, 2008

Beddy-byes

A cute way of saying 'Bed' when you are with company that you feel rude leaving but know you well and have been with for hours.

I'm off to beddy-byes. (E.g. After watching numerous films with flatmates)

by sweetiecandykim December 9, 2008

partial bedding

When you bed a girl but she doesn't stay the night.

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"

by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021

Beddable

Adj. used to describe a sexually desirable woman or man. Comes from the idea that one is good-looking enough to take to bed. See also bed

"Wow, when did she become so beddable?"

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

one bedder

When two people of the same sex check in a room at a hotel an request one bed

Them 2 men look sweet must b a one bedder

by 11th ward boi June 18, 2009