Bedly

Being like, or in the form of, a bed.

That is a bedly couch. I slept like a log.

by Structure E8 October 27, 2008

Bedale

the word used to name a small village-people-type settlement inhabited solely by 4 foot tall gremlins that smell strongly of cheese and work and live in D.I.Y warehouses!

I accidently walked into Bedale the other day and i was swarmed by a crowd of goblins! Scary as hell!

by Charlie "Barraclough" September 3, 2005

beday

When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.

I have a human beday. No need to buy one

by MTHOMS April 28, 2006

Bedalized

meaning if you have broken your leg, arm, ankle, foot, wrist, straind or sprained a muscle or just plain and simply CBA to get out of bed you have been officially bedalized

(MSN Convo)
-Wubu2?
-Oh nothing much just bedalized all day
-why what you do
-nothing much just CBA really

by GUESSS WHOO?! May 25, 2009

Benalyse

1: The state of being in the Bastille while enjoying Ergot.
2: The ability to predict wordlessness in reflection narciscists.
3. A feather helmet for the purpose of warding off vultures.

1. Madame Thénadier Benalysed daily with an utmost certainty.
2. Pierre-François Palloy would Benalyse the cake batter scrutinously for orange zest or anything unfitting.
3. A benalyse was used on the pikes outside the San-Antoine as a defensive measure against head-pecking.

by Shisha Tyme QTiP November 27, 2011

BIDALYBADDILYBOP

the moment when u realise u wish for someone to "suck ones balls"

BIDALYBADDILYBOP suck on my cock

by notanyone.1i2 February 10, 2022

Redneck Beday

WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.

Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.

by Troy Murphy, Carl Smith November 26, 2007