Beckums

Beckums (n.) bé-kum-z. A name reserved only for the most genetically beautiful and talented female offspring of the Whattakawhatee tribe in the Skandingah region of the Native Great Plains. Derives from the Indian word, Beckumah-Matata, literally translated as "one of molten-hot beauty, with angelic voice, nice rack and fondness for tundra." Legend has it that males in the region had to cover their eyes and ears to avoid seeing or hearing her in fear of an instant and embarrassing protrusion of their native crotch garb - the Breechcloth. This phenomena led to the creation of the totem pole, a monument erected to document all cases of "instant wood" caused by Beckums in Native American history

1. Tonto: Why Lone Ranger, is your face carved above mine on totem pole in my hood?

Lone Ranger: Bro, I was checking out Beckums in the teepee and in the blink of an eye, I friggin jizzed all over my gun belt and saddle. I even yelled, "Hi-yo Silver" for some stupid f'n reason.

Tonto: Welcome to the club Kemosabe...welcome to the club.

by A Horse-Mouthed bastard September 25, 2010

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used to describe an individual who gets extremely intoxicated off of Beck Beer. Usually such individuals carry out with stupid, but, hysterical stunts.

Unleash the beckmeister!

by ducksgoquack February 25, 2011

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William Beckett

Lead singer for Chicago band, The Academy Is...
Best voice on the planet.
One of the founding members of TAI, along with Mike Carden.
Is friends with Pete Wentz, the bassist from Fall Out Boy.
Pete Wentz also signed TAI to his record label, Decaydance, which is a Fueled By Ramen imprint.

TAI Fan #1; Wow look at William Beckett! He's gorgeous!
TAI Fan #2; I know! He sings like an angel! <3

by AmieBeckett July 11, 2007

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