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Did a Christian Beaumont

Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
by FuseWorld February 19, 2011
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bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."
by biomechanic April 15, 2007
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BEANZMOB

a beaner lawn mowing, rapping, beat making, skating group that is based on the sunflower state. or just a mob full of beanz?
yo did you hear about that one wack group called beanzmob? beanzmob wack but you should still check em out
by WOODYWONK April 16, 2019
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Beaumonting

Beaumonting (verb): The act of consistently and habitually taking Mondays off from work, inspired by the historical figure Beaumont, in response to an intense fear of ridicule or mockery. Beaumonting is derived from the experiences of Beaumont, a renowned individual who endured relentless public ridicule throughout their life. This term characterizes the behavior of individuals who, driven by a deep-seated apprehension, opt to avoid the workplace on Mondays as a precautionary measure against potential humiliation or scorn from coworkers. The practice of Beaumonting reflects a persistent anxiety surrounding the workplace environment, leading to regular absences on the first day of the workweek as a defensive strategy against perceived ridicule.
Starting the week without Emily. Beaumonting again!
by Grouchy MacPhearson May 19, 2023
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Ryan Leonard Beaumont

He is the 2nd member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is 23 years old, his birthday in January, 24, he is British but he was raised on Spain, he can sing and speak Spanish as well, his stage name is Rye Beaumont, he joined RoadTrip Tv already forming a band with Andy Fowler, which was the first member to be in it, he has an amazing and gorgeous voice!
"Ryan Leonard Beaumont is an amazing singer"
by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019
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doing a beaumont

To use a flesh light while In a playstaion party.
He is doing a beaumont
by AlanSam8 November 13, 2022
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Beanmoment

A tiktoker that makes tiktok videos and some controversial videos
“Hey have you heard of beanmoment?”
“I think he is the one who is changing the local trout population
by Trout population changer July 14, 2021
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