Big Beaver Cleaver

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013

Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.

1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."

by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

Western Beaver Cleaner

The act of ejactulating upon a toothbrush, than having the girl brush her teeth with it. Great prank.

"When she wasn't looking, I gave her a Western Beaver Cleaner. It was a enriching experince."

by Alex Eaplestien October 25, 2007