beastality

what happens when idiots try to spell "bestiality".

yeah.

by ides March 29, 2003

jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

by Double UM August 25, 2011

beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse

the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus

by horn dog January 3, 2003

beastalious

a term so out of proportion from its root that its beyond its actually word.~beast-a-lious adj. - unlike beast, it is a term used to call something or someone that is cool and has potential to be beast, but instead, it isn't.

dude: man...jessica alba is beastalious. like...people have made her way greater than she really is.

chick: wow. i don't care, just finish fucking me so we can get back to class.

dude:...fine.

by cthulhu tentacles March 30, 2009

Arkansas Beanstalk

An Arkansas Beanstalk is when a man has numerous ticks on the shaft of his penis so that when it gets erect and the ticks swell with blood it looks like a beanstalk. This can provide his partner with unbelievable pleasure as the ticks provide pressure points similar to ribs on a condom.

Man, last summer after the corn harvest I had an Arkansas beanstalk that took three days for the old lady to work out. I gotta tell you though, she cant wait till next year's harvest.

by Doc 3416 June 24, 2014

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011