bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007

bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 4, 2003

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003

bearded clam

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

by mrladiesman July 13, 2009

bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

by Adamar May 14, 2003